New Weirdo Gift Greeting Cards

Embrace the lighthearted side of Valentine's Day with cookies that are cheekier than your average sweet treat. Whether you're celebrating with your significant other or enjoying some self-love, this card is the perfect way to spread laughter and spark conversations. Designed with a touch of humor, it's a delectable delight that's bound to bring a smile to everyone's face. So, embrace your sweet tooth and treat yourself or your loved ones to the delectably fun "Valentine's Peen Cookies" card, and let the festivities begin!

When an ancient evil has been unleashed, what's a spiky haired protagonist to do? Unlock the secrets of the Millennium items, play Egyptian card games, and allow yourself to be possessed by ancient spirits of course! If you're a fan of classic anime, as well as manga, this nostalgic Yu-Gi-Oh shirt is for you! Perfect for lounging, dueling friends, and of course saving the world.

Grow me and then, Eat Me Daddy. Show off your intense love for vegetables and fruity with this super healthy pattern, featuring beets, carrots, peaches, eggplants, peppers, peas, avocados, and more! Perfect for fitness, gardening, and staying healthy!

This lil snail on a flower is here to remind you to take it easy! Whether you're tending to a garden, soaking up some sun, or just enjoying some nature, this adorable snail is for you!

Plants are pets too! In fact, they're the new fashionable trendy pet. Proud plant parents, show off your love and support for your little green companions.

Beware of Dog! Tell everyone to look out for these trash dogs on the property with this funny, parody design featuring an opossum!

These Gays! They're Trying to Murder Me! - Tonya. White Lotus guest and lovable bimbo Tanya Mcquoid-Hunt had some memorable quotes this season, and *spoiler alert* may she Rest In Peace :'( mike white tanya mcquoid-hunt white lotus white lotus names white lotus guests white lotus season 2 tonya white lotus jennifer coolidge jennifer coolidge fan italian lucia greco white lotus gifts white lotus fan vacation gifts travel parody yoga lover pop culture gits comedy tv parody resort and spa these gays! they're trying to murder me!

This is the future liberals want, and the gay illuminati is behind it. Show off your hidden gay, illuminati agenda this pride with this funny, illuminati gay pride, parody coffee mug!

Live, laugh, love? More like, what the F*** --am I right? Show that you're doing your best in hard times, but are always thinking WTF with this, What the F*** script parody design!

Japanese character for mushroom worn by this cute fungus boy. Mushroom top- lady bottom- perfect clothing gift for you or alternative friend.

Minimalist Monstera Illustration. Show your love for minimalist design and monstera plants with this illustration. This design is perfect for plant lovers and art lovers alike.

Protect the wildlife! Give trash cats of the world your support with this, "Protect the Wildlife" retro-patch, opossum design.

A gelatinous cube is a fictional monster from the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game. It is described as a ten-foot cube of transparent gelatinous ooze, which is perfect lube if you ask me... This suggestive jell-o wants your entire campaign inside her - she went from neutral to horny real quick.

Baddie by definition is a noun. It means a person who is confident and always slays. Slay all day and be a bona fied baddie in this sassy, baddie, definition design.

If you're taking a stab at the life of day trading and have been failing massively but winning sometimes this ironic design is perfect for you!

I'll give you my heart, and you give me your lasagna. A fair trade for the power of a lazy chainsaw demon cat.

Share the spirit of the season with a dash of satan with this cute and funny, hail satan parody, Valentine's day conversation heart shirt!

Have a feral day! Show off your feral girl summer in this funny, take out, thank you bag parody design. Perfect for living your best feral girl summer vibe.

It's officially Hot Nurse Summer! Show off your Hot Nurse vibes with summer and look hot in this funny, summer, hot girl parody, nurse shirt design!

Shout out to all the crystal mommys, and especially the crystal bitches out there. I love crystals, and you should let the world know you love crystals too!

You're the onion to my heart, the scum to my swamp, the mud to my bath. I'm all Ogre you. A great valentines gift for lovers of this iconic movie figure!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

He may not be real, but hes real in our hearts! Get sappy with this cute romantic Mothman design.

You're the onion to my heart, the scum to my swamp, the mud to my bath. I'm all Ogre you. A great valentines gift for lovers of this iconic movie figure!

You know, there's a lot of big things about bigfoot... but just like you, the biggest thing about them is their heart! Great for your valentine who is obsessed with cryptids!

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse! And that is a lot!

Feed me and tell me I'm pretty AGAIN, I'm STILL HUNGRY. Eat junk food with this funny screaming cat t shirt perfect for any cat mom or dad out there who feels ready to knock something off the table any time they get hangry.

Magical girl giving off mad magical vibes! Give off your very own magical vibes with the power of the moon and this magical girl vibes shirt.

Don't party with just anyone! Party with the one true party animal left shark! That crazy shark knows how to throw down, mosh, dance, and party like there's no tomorrow. Show some love for the halftime superstar with this awesome shark shirt! Remember it's not the skill of the dance, but how hard you go at it.

Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Show off your love for tik tok trends, memes and daddy jokes and vibes with this funny design.

Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Show off your love for tik tok trends, memes and daddy jokes and vibes with this funny design.